You asked. We delivered.
The candles you definitely read twice are officially available for preorder 😏
🔥 Smells Like He’s Watching Heated Rivalry Again
🔥 Smells Like She’s Watching Heated Rivalry Again
🔥 I’m Coming to the Cottage
Hand-poured soy candles in our signature 8oz jars—clean burn, bold statements, and just the right amount of unhinged.
Candles will be ready for pickup/shipping 1/17/2026